- Three weird tips to lose your stomach fat: I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that these tips are:
- Never eat anything but rice cakes and styrofoam.
- Inject battery acid into any place where you suspect you might have stomach fat.
- Relocate to the moon.
- One Trick to Eliminate Junk Food Cravings: This one’s really almost too easy. To eliminate junk food cravings, just keep eating junk food. All the time. Whenever you feel even a teensy urge to eat junk food, seek it out immediately. By never letting a mild interest in food escalate to actual hunger before you rush off to the nearest 7-11, you are guaranteed to never have junk food cravings.
- Five Surprising Fat-Burning Foods: Here are five foods that you would be surprised to find are fat-burning. I know I’d certainly be surprised.
- Giant Toblerone Bars
- Cheese Fondue
- Double-Stuf Oreos
PS: I have one additional weird tip you might want to try out, just in case these ones don’t work out: Ride your bike a lot, and stop eating before you’re full.
PPS: I know, that was two tips. That’s what made it so weird.